A Year in Review

The end of the year is nearing, at it seems that I have accomplished my goal of sluttiness. Within (almost) 12 months, I have kissed 19 men, and slept with 7 of them. Oh what a year! I definitely had fun doing it!

Of course, not every relationship ended on a good note. There was P, who broke up with me out of nowhere. And there was R, who neglected me and so therefore I ended things with him. J is always in and out, but that doesn't bother me so much. Currently, Ri and C are battling it out.

P.S. Guys with small(er) members work harder in bed. Thank god for them!

Boys, Boys, Boys

My New Years resolution was to be more slutty, as a joke of course. However, it seems that I'm following through on this resolution. It is only March and eight pairs of lips have already touched mine. Two of those lips I've taken to bed. It seems that it's almost an addiction- where if I'm not engaging in some sort of 'activity', I don't feel so great. Perhaps I'm making up for the lost year.

texting the declaration

What if they had texting when they were writing the declaration of independence?
That would be soo funny.
Founding father # 1: Hey wazZ up guyyzzzz? Who wants to start a new country?

Founding father # 2: Yea that would be cool. What shall we name it?

Founding father # 3: Americoooo y'all

Founding father # 1: Hell naw prolly america. Cuz that's feminine and shit

Founding father # 2: Hokay. Fuck we gotta write a bill or sum shit

Founding father # 3: NOT IT!!!

Founding father # 1: Iight fine I'll do itt..fucking lazy bumzz

Mini Rants

Basic structure

God

Son/prophet

Blind followers/ church go-ers

What is religion?

People who share this belief think that their life and others' lives are controlled by external forces.

God created the earth, the universe, etc. People are looking for an explanation of their existence. 

BUT WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING CURIOUS??

Leave it alone!

No one will ever truly know or understand our origins. 

There's no point of looking for it-it's not there!

Everyone in this city lives in their own bubble – their apartment, their route to work, some social gatherings – ALL the same shit. 

We all complain about out shit. 

Why don’t we ever help other people with their shit???


Why do we allow our government to control us? 

To distract us from more important things? 

Why are WE blind followers of the government?


Why do we live in this city? Why in the concrete jungle?

Why not the actual fucking jungle?


Because we all need jobs, money and entertainment. Why has out existence come to this? Why do we rely on  NOTES  (green ones) to survive? FUCKING SURVIVE?? Why are we surviving and not living?

FUCK. We need to live – to get the fuck out of our little holes and do the world some fucking good. All we do is sit on our asses all day complaining about the rising gas prices. About the rising food costs. About fucking everything. Complaining doesn’t help.

Who the fuck are we? We aren’t alone on this planet; in this universe. But as humans, who are we? Why do we need to figure ourselves out? We are fucking animals – all we need is sleep, food and fuck (men have that covered!!).

We only do things beneficial to us. You think you’re helping the planet by recycling? Or are you making yourself feel better about using plastic that will in turn end up in a dump anyway.
 
But back to religion. Who actually follows religion? I’d say the south, and the people  RULING  our country.

They are all nice fucking Christians who always do the right thing – RIGHT?  NO!

These  people who follow “God”, are the ones corrupting us. They steal our money – the thing that allows us to SURVIVE!

So basically, we “elect” people, who happen to be religious, to take the only means of our survival?  HOW FUCKING  GENIUS!