The end of the year is nearing, at it seems that I have accomplished my goal of sluttiness. Within (almost) 12 months, I have kissed 19 men, and slept with 7 of them. Oh what a year! I definitely had fun doing it!
Of course, not every relationship ended on a good note. There was P, who broke up with me out of nowhere. And there was R, who neglected me and so therefore I ended things with him. J is always in and out, but that doesn't bother me so much. Currently, Ri and C are battling it out.
P.S. Guys with small(er) members work harder in bed. Thank god for them!
Monday, December 26, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Boys, Boys, Boys
My New Years resolution was to be more slutty, as a joke of course. However, it seems that I'm following through on this resolution. It is only March and eight pairs of lips have already touched mine. Two of those lips I've taken to bed. It seems that it's almost an addiction- where if I'm not engaging in some sort of 'activity', I don't feel so great. Perhaps I'm making up for the lost year.
Friday, February 25, 2011
texting the declaration
What if they had texting when they were writing the declaration of independence?
That would be soo funny.
Founding father # 1: Hey wazZ up guyyzzzz? Who wants to start a new country?
Founding father # 2: Yea that would be cool. What shall we name it?
Founding father # 3: Americoooo y'all
Founding father # 1: Hell naw prolly america. Cuz that's feminine and shit
Founding father # 2: Hokay. Fuck we gotta write a bill or sum shit
Founding father # 3: NOT IT!!!
Founding father # 1: Iight fine I'll do itt..fucking lazy bumzz
That would be soo funny.
Founding father # 1: Hey wazZ up guyyzzzz? Who wants to start a new country?
Founding father # 2: Yea that would be cool. What shall we name it?
Founding father # 3: Americoooo y'all
Founding father # 1: Hell naw prolly america. Cuz that's feminine and shit
Founding father # 2: Hokay. Fuck we gotta write a bill or sum shit
Founding father # 3: NOT IT!!!
Founding father # 1: Iight fine I'll do itt..fucking lazy bumzz
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Mini Rants
Basic structure
God
Son/prophet
Blind followers/ church go-ers
What is religion?
People who share this belief think that their life and others' lives are controlled by external forces.
God created the earth, the universe, etc. People are looking for an explanation of their existence.
BUT WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING CURIOUS??
Leave it alone!
No one will ever truly know or understand our origins.
There's no point of looking for it-it's not there!
Everyone in this city lives in their own bubble – their apartment, their route to work, some social gatherings – ALL the same shit.
We all complain about out shit.
Why don’t we ever help other people with their shit???
Why do we allow our government to control us?
To distract us from more important things?
Why are WE blind followers of the government?
Why do we live in this city? Why in the concrete jungle?
Why not the actual fucking jungle?
Because we all need jobs, money and entertainment. Why has out existence come to this? Why do we rely on NOTES (green ones) to survive? FUCKING SURVIVE?? Why are we surviving and not living?
FUCK. We need to live – to get the fuck out of our little holes and do the world some fucking good. All we do is sit on our asses all day complaining about the rising gas prices. About the rising food costs. About fucking everything. Complaining doesn’t help.
Who the fuck are we? We aren’t alone on this planet; in this universe. But as humans, who are we? Why do we need to figure ourselves out? We are fucking animals – all we need is sleep, food and fuck (men have that covered!!).
We only do things beneficial to us. You think you’re helping the planet by recycling? Or are you making yourself feel better about using plastic that will in turn end up in a dump anyway.
But back to religion. Who actually follows religion? I’d say the south, and the people RULING our country.
They are all nice fucking Christians who always do the right thing – RIGHT? NO!
These people who follow “God”, are the ones corrupting us. They steal our money – the thing that allows us to SURVIVE!
So basically, we “elect” people, who happen to be religious, to take the only means of our survival? HOW FUCKING GENIUS!
God
Son/prophet
Blind followers/ church go-ers
What is religion?
People who share this belief think that their life and others' lives are controlled by external forces.
God created the earth, the universe, etc. People are looking for an explanation of their existence.
BUT WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING CURIOUS??
Leave it alone!
No one will ever truly know or understand our origins.
There's no point of looking for it-it's not there!
Everyone in this city lives in their own bubble – their apartment, their route to work, some social gatherings – ALL the same shit.
We all complain about out shit.
Why don’t we ever help other people with their shit???
Why do we allow our government to control us?
To distract us from more important things?
Why are WE blind followers of the government?
Why do we live in this city? Why in the concrete jungle?
Why not the actual fucking jungle?
Because we all need jobs, money and entertainment. Why has out existence come to this? Why do we rely on NOTES (green ones) to survive? FUCKING SURVIVE?? Why are we surviving and not living?
FUCK. We need to live – to get the fuck out of our little holes and do the world some fucking good. All we do is sit on our asses all day complaining about the rising gas prices. About the rising food costs. About fucking everything. Complaining doesn’t help.
Who the fuck are we? We aren’t alone on this planet; in this universe. But as humans, who are we? Why do we need to figure ourselves out? We are fucking animals – all we need is sleep, food and fuck (men have that covered!!).
We only do things beneficial to us. You think you’re helping the planet by recycling? Or are you making yourself feel better about using plastic that will in turn end up in a dump anyway.
But back to religion. Who actually follows religion? I’d say the south, and the people RULING our country.
They are all nice fucking Christians who always do the right thing – RIGHT? NO!
These people who follow “God”, are the ones corrupting us. They steal our money – the thing that allows us to SURVIVE!
So basically, we “elect” people, who happen to be religious, to take the only means of our survival? HOW FUCKING GENIUS!
Friday, December 10, 2010
Cold Hands
So I'm on the train, and for some reason, my hands are cold. The fact that its below 32 right might give a hint. And typing with numb thumbs is preeeety hard. I just noticed that numb and thumb rhyme. Joy!
Let's reflect on the approaching new year. Its december 10th, and I'm not feeling giddy or excited for 2011. I guess its just another year. Nothing special. BUT IT IS!! Its a chance to start new and fresh, but I don't feel anything has to change. I feel good about myself, and I'm ok with my life in general. So I do not know.
I guess that's it, nothing new to share. This was fun. Maybe I'll make an effort to document my life a bit more. Its better than no documentation at all right? Yea I thought so too.
Let's reflect on the approaching new year. Its december 10th, and I'm not feeling giddy or excited for 2011. I guess its just another year. Nothing special. BUT IT IS!! Its a chance to start new and fresh, but I don't feel anything has to change. I feel good about myself, and I'm ok with my life in general. So I do not know.
I guess that's it, nothing new to share. This was fun. Maybe I'll make an effort to document my life a bit more. Its better than no documentation at all right? Yea I thought so too.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Superficial
Why do people spend so much time and money on their looks? Superficiality will only get you so far..
I propose a new system of classifying ugly and beautiful - talking.
Yes, I said it, TALKING. Perhaps talking to someone to determine their quality of brain would be a better use of time.
I admit, I've judged people based on their looks many times, but I'm in the process of quitting.
Some of the most "beautiful" people have nothing interesting to say. The sale at abercrombie and fitch could be fun to listen about..for maybe 20 seconds.
Let's make a pact. Let's try to judge people only after talking to them for at least five minutes.
I propose a new system of classifying ugly and beautiful - talking.
Yes, I said it, TALKING. Perhaps talking to someone to determine their quality of brain would be a better use of time.
I admit, I've judged people based on their looks many times, but I'm in the process of quitting.
Some of the most "beautiful" people have nothing interesting to say. The sale at abercrombie and fitch could be fun to listen about..for maybe 20 seconds.
Let's make a pact. Let's try to judge people only after talking to them for at least five minutes.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
frustrated
frus·trat·ed
[fruhs-trey-tid]
–adjective
1.disappointed; thwarted: an announcer who was a frustrated actor.
2.having a feeling of or filled with frustration; dissatisfied: His unresolved difficulty left him absolutely frustrated.
Dictionary.com defines frustration as disappointment. But I feel more than disappointed. I feel like I’m unable to understand myself, unable to get to the root of the problem. When I’m down, I eat. A LOT . Ok, well not that much..but still more than I should. And when I can't eat, I smoke. I also have this ARGGG and BAHHH feeling that I can't seem to express. I want to scream..so loudly, but I cant. Just like in the dream I had today, yes today, where I try to scream and nothing comes out. Instead, after my attempted scream, my mouth transforms into some sort of vortex and it made a sound like a rewinding tape..like something out of a horror film.
Searching frustration yields a slightly more accurate definition: a feeling of dissatisfaction, often accompanied by anxiety or depression, resulting from unfulfilled needs or unresolved problems.
I do have anxiety. I’m anxious about starting school, about leaving the past behind and starting anew. I don’t know how I’ll do it- go to school, do it all right. I’m sure I’ll be fine, but right now, I’m fucking going out of my mind. I need to relax, breathe, and take things one at a time, step by step. And taking things as they come, and dealing with them at an appropriate time is the way I’ll deal with this.
I still feel like crap, this job stresses me out so much. The kids, the fucking kids. BAHHHH!!! And on top of this my therapist is out of town and I don’t have anyone to talk to, who can really help me out. And I went to the gym today, and it was a total fail. At some moment, the feeling of ‘I cant do it’ hit me, and then I really couldn’t do it. I got on the treadmill and got off in about 2 and a half minutes.
So, to sum up, I'm frustrated, and the feeling wont go away.
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