Friday, February 25, 2011

texting the declaration

What if they had texting when they were writing the declaration of independence?
That would be soo funny.
Founding father # 1: Hey wazZ up guyyzzzz? Who wants to start a new country?

Founding father # 2: Yea that would be cool. What shall we name it?

Founding father # 3: Americoooo y'all

Founding father # 1: Hell naw prolly america. Cuz that's feminine and shit

Founding father # 2: Hokay. Fuck we gotta write a bill or sum shit

Founding father # 3: NOT IT!!!

Founding father # 1: Iight fine I'll do itt..fucking lazy bumzz

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